I'll give you one thing you do make me laugh. But what light there is in you is so miniscule that the slightest puff of wind I fear will blow it out.
8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.
(The New World translation of this verse is demonstrably bogus, Sam. Do your own research. You have every tool you need online.)