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Juliebeth

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An elderly couple were sitting in a church service. Halfway through the woman leans over to speak. She whispers to her husband, I've just let out a silent release of gas, what should I do? Her husband replies, you should replace the battery in your hearing aide!:coocoo:
 
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Question: Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
Answer: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Question: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Answer: Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Question: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Answer: Ruth-less.

Question: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Answer: Samson - he brought the house down.

 
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