funniest joke

[Juliebeth]

An elderly couple were sitting in a church service. Halfway through the woman leans over to speak. She whispers to her husband, I've just let out a silent release of gas, what should I do? Her husband replies, you should replace the battery in your hearing aide!:coocoo:

 

[dannibear]

haha! oh no!!

 

[SpiritLedEd]

It was a release, but it wasn't silent. LOL!

SLE

 

[Davy]

Question: Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
Answer: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Question: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Answer: Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Question: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Answer: Ruth-less.

Question: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Answer: Samson - he brought the house down.

 

[derek6711]

Nice one! LOL

 

[sbrfc]

Haha, good one

 

[benjc]

I actually started laughing before i even read it lol

 

[bachar]

hahahahahahaha, very funny