Brother LOL! You had me rolling when I read the above!!!
I'm growing my goatee into a full beard, but its driving me crazy with the itching! So I'll probably wind up shaving my cheeks once again! However, since I'll probably keep the goatee does this mean I'm half & half...half soft for my feminine side, and half hard for the manly part of me?
For over 20 years while in the military I had to keep my hair high & tight, with a face so smooth mosquitos would slide right off trying to land! When I came to the Lord, while I was stationed in Germany I felt no less the believer, or ever heard tell the necessity of having facial hair in order to comply with this or that. Growing up in Bklyn, and a Jewish neighborhood which had a mix of Orthodox, and Liberal Jews, I still never questioned or heard tell the purpose or reasoning for having one or not having one. I've come to learn that there are many blacks who cannot grow one, and some even have issues with shaving which I had as a Supervisor became aware of which was called Pseudofolliculitis barbae.
If you were to ask my wife, she'd tell you that she'd rather have me clean shaven. Probably due to the fact that when I retired from the Military I let both my head & facial hair grown very long. The problem for her was that I had a habit while we were sitting down in the living room, to grab the end of my beard and would begin to gnaw on it! Hungry maybe?

Anyway, I haven't had it so long since. The reason I cut my hair, besides the habit the military instilled in me. Was due to the amount of shampoo I had to use to keep it clean and dandruff that with the long hair is worse, and I've had ever since I was put away in a Detention Center as a youth and had to use a lava type soap to keep clean!! I just don't know how women can afford the up keep with all that use, shampoo, conditioner, etc. that they put into it!
As far as a Biblical stance goes. As a Gentile, there are not too many "rules" that were carried over that were necessary to be addressed by the Apostles in their writings, or surely we'd of heard quite a bit about it. Like don't wear dresses like women, though Galabao's ( not sure its spelled correctly), which Egyptian men (modern) wear might have fallen into that category and would have been frowned up? Or, maybe Romans with Togas, and Greeks with ???
It appears that the form of dress is cultural. If we look to Scripture, then having no clothes on was the original intent, and then animal skin by God's hand an acceptable second I would guess. Think about it. If Adam & Eve letting their hair grow long for hundreds of years, I would think they would have been long enough to be covered by them, and in no need for any garments. However, apparently this was not the case since it was necessary for God to make them some. So, how long is enough if necessary to have long hair & beards? My beard almost went down to my belly button! Probably would have reached the ground by now, if I'd of let it grow! I don't know if I'd of got my last job, if that had been the case!!

Department of Corrections tried to keep it short as well. This subject reminds me of a Song from the mid 70's about Hair!!
God bless brother!
With the Love of Christ Jesus.
YBIC
Nick
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