You're a Creationist!!!

A Christian walks into a shop and the shopkeeper offers the Christian a banana and says:

"Here, these bananas are good! Buy some!"

The Christian replies jokingly:

"I don't like bananas much, I'm not an ape!"

An atheist shopper suddenly turns around and says:

"You're a creationist!"

The Christian replies:

"So?"

The atheist replies:

"You're a creationist and thus you are stoopid."

The Christian laughs as he sees how the atheist can't even speak or stand straight properly and says:

"I'm not an ape but if you want to believe you're an ape, that's fine, you certainly act like one!"
 
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