who's that tapping...

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the side walk and stopped centimeters from a store window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passanger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driver a hearse for the last 25 years."
 
Loved it.

Didn't see that coming....very funny.... always the best ones.

Good Start to the day :shade: THANK YOU ....Loved it :thumbs_up
 
That is hiliarious :)

Did a mod delete my post? I could swear I replied to this a while ago LOL
 
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