Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: Because he beat up an egg.
1. What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
1. Pup-corn
2. What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
2. Bark! Bark!
3. What's a dogs favourite dessert ?
3. Pup-cakes
Q: What did the pig say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A: That's the end of me...
Q: Why was the man fired from the M&M company?
A: Because he threw away all the M&M's that had W's on them.
Q:What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A:Mississippi River
Q:What do the blanket say to the bed?
A:You are under cover
Q:What do the little people ride?
A:mini van
Q:What is snake's favorite subject?
A:Hiss - tory
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A. Because he had no "body" to go with !!
Q:What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A
ill me in!
Janet: "Excuse me, waiter, is there spaghetti on the menu?"
Waiter: "No,madam, I wiped it off."
LAUGhing is v.important
!:wink:
A: Because he beat up an egg.
1. What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
1. Pup-corn
2. What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
2. Bark! Bark!
3. What's a dogs favourite dessert ?
3. Pup-cakes
Q: What did the pig say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A: That's the end of me...
Q: Why was the man fired from the M&M company?
A: Because he threw away all the M&M's that had W's on them.
Q:What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A:Mississippi River
Q:What do the blanket say to the bed?
A:You are under cover
Q:What do the little people ride?
A:mini van
Q:What is snake's favorite subject?
A:Hiss - tory
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A. Because he had no "body" to go with !!
Q:What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?
A
ill me in! Janet: "Excuse me, waiter, is there spaghetti on the menu?"
Waiter: "No,madam, I wiped it off."
LAUGhing is v.important
!:wink:
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