Two rather corny jokes

[Fragrant Grace]

These are two corny jokes that will make you cringe


Why was Pharaohs daughter the richest woman in the Bible?

She went to the Banks of the Nile and pulled out a prophet!

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Who was the smallest man in the Bible?

Knee High Miah (Nehemiah)

 

[Christ4Ever]

The short jokes always get me!! :laugh:

 

[Chopper]

These are two corny jokes that will make you cringe


Why was Pharaohs daughter the richest woman in the Bible?

She went to the Banks of the Nile and pulled out a prophet!

***********************


Who was the smallest man in the Bible?

Knee High Miah (Nehemiah)

I love them. Any more?

 

[Brad Huber]

You got any mashed potatoes to go along with that corn? :whistle

 

[Fragrant Grace]

@Chopper @Christ4Ever @Brad Huber

Here's another one.

Three boys were boasting about their dads.
One boy said. “My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a song and they pay him $50.”
The next boy said.."Well my dad scribbles a few words, calls it a poem and they pay him $100.”
“That’s nothing,” said the third boy.. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon and it takes at least six people to collect all the money in the room!”


Ahh come on smile

I'm not very good at remembering jokes....so someone else's turn now.

 

[Christ4Ever]

@Fragrant Grace

Oh that is so wrong!!!!! :laugh:

 

[B-A-C]

Those jokes are old as Moses Toes, and twice as corny.

 

[Fragrant Grace]

Those jokes are old as Moses Toes, and twice as corny.

This one is even cornier

Q What type of character was Boaz before he married?

A Ruthless

 

[Chopper]

That's a hoot folks....A college student wrote to his Dad....No mon no fun, your Son....His Dad wrote back, To bad, so sad, your Dad.