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Two rather corny jokes

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These are two corny jokes that will make you cringe


Why was Pharaohs daughter the richest woman in the Bible?

She went to the Banks of the Nile and pulled out a prophet!

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Who was the smallest man in the Bible?

Knee High Miah (Nehemiah)




 
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These are two corny jokes that will make you cringe


Why was Pharaohs daughter the richest woman in the Bible?

She went to the Banks of the Nile and pulled out a prophet!

***********************


Who was the smallest man in the Bible?

Knee High Miah (Nehemiah)
I love them. Any more?
 
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@Chopper @Christ4Ever @Brad Huber

Here's another one.

Three boys were boasting about their dads.
One boy said. “My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a song and they pay him $50.”
The next boy said.."Well my dad scribbles a few words, calls it a poem and they pay him $100.”
“That’s nothing,” said the third boy.. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon and it takes at least six people to collect all the money in the room!”


Ahh come on smile

I'm not very good at remembering jokes....so someone else's turn now.
 
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That's a hoot folks....A college student wrote to his Dad....No mon no fun, your Son....His Dad wrote back, To bad, so sad, your Dad.
 
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