Two people are married church goers all of sudden through time one gets converted the other one don’t

[PloughBoy]

Now, a devil and a saint living in the same house! But are called Christian’s, that man got converted the woman didn’t! They both go to the same church! Now the woman is always upset because she ain’t happy!

The programs and Counselling services says the man most take time out for planning once a week out Rondevouz. Candle light dinners. And take time out.

Now mind you, the Bible says: The World hate you! Because you belong to Him!
So I don’t care how many Rendezvous you have! You ain’t going to make her happy! But you are on your way to the poor house, spending all that money at the Rendezvous.

Ain’t no way, that the two can see eye to eye! But that pastor and this church programs cratered to all kinds of women. If they don’t kill him he will wish he he was dead! Because that devil will make him loose his mind! Trying to Satisfy a demon.

Because most church caters and try to make most demons happy! By Sacrificing you.
Put you on that “Church altar” al right. A living Sacrifice “insurance policy” the church and the pastor have done his job.

Made both, happy!

The converted man “Paradise”. The Wife “Money”! Minus 10-20%.

You see many do not know like I know

That back room.

 

[PloughBoy]

Like a young woman said to her Mother. Mama I really love him, but he don’t believe in Jesus.

Mother’s Reply:
Honey, you really love him?

She replies: Why, yes.

Mother reply:
You want to marry him?

daughter replies: yes, but he doesn’t believe in Jesus.

Mother responded:
marry him anyway, because “He will”! By the Time we get “Through with him” “he will believe” and speaking in “Tongues”