I recall three sisters, elderly now, in their eighties in fact.
The first said "The other day I found myself standing in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, and I could not recall whether I needed to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”
Well I am getting a bit that way said the second sister. I was on the landing of the stairs the other day, and I could not remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”
The third one responded, “Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood.” “IS THAT THE FRONT DOOR OR THE BACK DOOR?”
MmMm HaHaHa
The first said "The other day I found myself standing in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, and I could not recall whether I needed to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”
Well I am getting a bit that way said the second sister. I was on the landing of the stairs the other day, and I could not remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”
The third one responded, “Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood.” “IS THAT THE FRONT DOOR OR THE BACK DOOR?”
MmMm HaHaHa
