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three preachers on a fishing trip

there were three preachers going on a fishing trip together, a catholic, episcopalian and a pentecostal holiness the catholic says he needs to go to the bathroom he gets up out of the boat walks across the water and then walks back across the water back to the boat and then the episcopalian does the same and at this time the pentecostal holiness preacher says well if they can do that so can i
so with that he gets up out of the boat and steps on the water and drowns and the catholic and the episcopalian say do you think we should of told him were the rocks were.

different version

:shade: It's a great joke!

I know a different version of it. If you don't mind, I add it here :)

3 men sit in a boat on the lake of Galilee: a fundamentalist, an atheist and a modern priest. They discuss whether Jesus really walked over water. The fundamentalist believes He did, the modern priest thinks there must be some kind of explanation and the atheist thinks it’s all nonsense.
The men get thirsty. The fundamentalist steps out of the boat and gets some drinks from the shore. One hour later the modern priest does the same. When the drinks are finished, the atheist – who saw it all with growing astonishment – steps out of the boat. He directly sinks in the water. The modern priest smiles and says to the fundamentalist: “shall we tell him where the rocks are?” Then the fundamentalist replies surprised: “what rocks?”
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him,
"What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said,
"This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history..

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages from God. This non-denominational campaign started in September. It was sponsored by an anonymous client. I think some of the messages are quite humorous:

1. Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game - God
2. C'mon Over And Bring The Kids - God
3. What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand? - God
4. We Need To Talk - God
5. Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer! - God
6. Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage - God
7. That "Love Thy Neighbour" Thing, I Meant It. - God
8. I Love You...I Love You...I Love You... - God
9. Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God
10. Follow Me. - God
11. Big Bang Theory? You've Got To Be Kidding. - God
12. My Way Is The Highway. - God
13. Need Directions? - God
14. You Think It's Hot Here? - God
15. Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God
16. Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God
17. Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test! - God