This guy goes to the doctor

[jesus phreek]

Here's the best one i've heard in a while. Heard it at work (amazingly, it's clean)
A guy goes to the doctor, the doctor says 'I've got good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?'
'I guess the good news' he says
'Congratulations! They're naming a new disease after you.'

 

[Chad]

That's hilarious lol Of course it wouldn't be for the person its named after

 

[jessid9]

ha ha ... I love it! thats a good one

 

[Romeempire]

lol , thats pretty good....and your right its really sad you dont here to many clean jokes these days unless its on christian forum sites