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Here's the best one i've heard in a while. Heard it at work (amazingly, it's clean)
A guy goes to the doctor, the doctor says 'I've got good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?'
'I guess the good news' he says
'Congratulations! They're naming a new disease after you.'
A guy goes to the doctor, the doctor says 'I've got good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?'
'I guess the good news' he says
'Congratulations! They're naming a new disease after you.'