The Lord's Response To Evolution

[LifeinJesus]

"But from the beginning of the creation, God ‘made them male and female." - Mark 10:6

This is King Jesus stating that God made humans at the BEGINNING of creation and not over billion of years.

"That the blood of all the prophets which was shed from the foundation of the world may be required of this generation, from the blood of Abel to the blood of Zechariah who perished between the altar and the temple. Yes, I say to you, it shall be required of this generation." - Luke 11:50-51

Lord Jesus is mentioning Abel here who was the son of Adam.

If the evolution theory was around during Jesus's time and it was presented to Him, His response would probably be this:

Then He would walk away laughing and blessing the man who presented the theory to Him for making Him laugh because the theory was just so ridiculous and then the man would start laughing because he would realize how ridiculous the theory he just presented was.

I myself laugh at evolution because it's just a fairy tale as proven in the following image:

Thanks but no thanks Darwin. I'll trust The Lord any day over your ridiculous, laughable and crazy theory.

 

[ctsracing]

BAHAHAHAHA

I'm definitly saving this one!!!

...to which Jesus would reply to Darwin. "Thanks for the idea. Here's evolution in reverse" ZAP! - turns Darwin into a frog.

Thank you, Life in Jesus!