That's The Ticket!!

[califlower]

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled
a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding
ticket.

"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four
of them you get a bicycle." resent:

CaliFlower :rose:

 

[relientKman]

Oh, that's hilarious! Short, sweet, and to the point. That's the kind i like best.