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Speeding Hymns

ladylovesJesus

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*Speeding Hymns* If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:

at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"

at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"

at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"

at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"

at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"

at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"

at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
 
I like it........

Can I share it with the Silver Liners next week? It will make them smile. And we all know that laughter is a good medicine.
 
I am sure you can share it with others as I get them via email and we all need good medicine via laughter for our body.

Proverbs 17.22

22A rejoicing heart doth good to the body,

22A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

God bless

LLJ :love: :rainbow: :rose:
 
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