Simple yet funny

gladstone

gladstone

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A husband and wife were arguing over whose turn it was to make the coffee on morning.

"It's definately your turn" said the wife to the husband.

"I think you'll find I made it yesterday" replied her husband.

"Well, that doesn't count" said the wife. "Anyway, it says in the Bible it's the man's job to make the coffee".

The man was a little disbelieving of this, and demanded his wife show him exactly where it said this.

She went to the Bible, and opened it, pointing to...........

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Hebrews!


(Sorry if you've already heard this one, but it tickled me!)
 
I've heard it before, but I like the way you told it better. You still got a chuckle out of me. He-hee, guess who brews the coffee in our house? My husband. He fixes the pot before he goes to bed at night so that he just turns in on in the morning. Secret: I make another pot in the afternoon, because I drank the rest of the morning coffee, and besides, I like mine stronger. I'm a closet "She-brewer", lol. He comes home and says, "This coffee tastes like it's been cooking all day! Yuk!"
 
This made me laugh as I have just finished making the coffee. We have a timer on our maker, but we tend to forget to set it all up. So its basically who gets up first or who wants the coffee badly enough to make it!!
Good joke, thanks.

:shade: Calluna
 
Wow, that was really funny! Thanks gladstone, I have viewed this thread like 3 times, but never read it, I don't know why, I became distracted, God wanted me to wait until the time was right to have a good laugh!

God bless you
 
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