Scribblers

[Tonyb]

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.”

The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”

The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”

Blessings,
Tony

 

[SpiritLedEd]

The Chauffeur

Billy Graham was returning home from a recent speaking engagement. When his plane landed at the airport in Charlotte, North Carolina, a limousine pulled up to the airplane as usual and the driver got out to open the back door for him.

Billy told the driver, "I'm 87 years old and one of the things I've always wanted to do, but never got around to it is drive a limousine. Would you mind if I drove the limousine back to the house? You can ride in back." "O.K. by me," said the driver.So, off went the limo with Billy at the wheel and the limo driver in the back seat.

As Billy was zipping merrily along, he passed a rookie state trooper stationed on the side of the road with the radar gun in action. The trooper clocked the limo at 70mph in a 55 mph zone.

When he saw the flashing lights behind him, Billy pulled over to the side of the road and rolled the driver's side window down. When the trooper approached the car and saw who was driving, he muttered something about having to check something out and ran back to his cruiser.

He radioed his shift supervisor; "Sir, I know we're supposed to enforce the law and all, but, isn't there a kind of unwritten rule about how to handle VIPs? I've got somebody oulled over who is a REAL VIP!" "Really?" said his boss, "Is it the governor?" "More important than that," said the trooper. "MORE IMPORTANT?" said the commander, "Is it the president?" "No sir," said the trooper, "More important than that."

"Well, WHO IS IT?" screamed the commander. "Well sir," said the trooper, "I think it's Jesus, 'cause he's got Billy Graham chauffeurin' him around!"

SLE

 

[ax d-slayer]

ha ha ha this one was funny