Red Sea Miracle

[Fruity]

A new convert is reading the bible at his local church. He suddenly proclaims
"Wow, praise the Lord, for He parted the Red Sea to free his chosen people!"
An old church-goer heard him and said
"due to the seasonal tides at the time, the Red Sea was a marsh only 3 inches deep"
The new convert is discouraged but keeps reading anyway. He proclaims again
"Wow, praise the Lord!"
"What now?" asked the old churh-goer.

"The Lord drowned the Egyptian army in 3 inches of water!"

xD xD xD xD xD

 

[sunshine2]

A new convert is reading the bible at his local church. He suddenly proclaims
"Wow, praise the Lord, for He parted the Red Sea to free his chosen people!"
An old church-goer heard him and said
"due to the seasonal tides at the time, the Red Sea was a marsh only 3 inches deep"
The new convert is discouraged but keeps reading anyway. He proclaims again
"Wow, praise the Lord!"
"What now?" asked the old churh-goer.

"The Lord drowned the Egyptian army in 3 inches of water!"

xD xD xD xD xD

Amen, God is Amazing!

 

[parker]

lol i think i heard that one but with a little kid who was reading his bible... i forgot about that joke. thanks for the reminder!

 

[Lawligator]

LAWLAWLAWLAAWLLLL This is exactly what I see in athiests whom think they're smart and have it all figured out... Doh! you missed something..