Psalm 23 for the Internet User

[ladylovesJesus]

Psalm 23 for the Internet User

The Lord is my Service Provider, I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down on wide bandwidths

He leads beside wholesome chat rooms

He restores my bookmark settings.

He guides me to the websites of righteousness, for his namesake

Yea, though I surf thru the portals of the shadow of HTML, I will fear no cookies.

Thy filters and thy firewall, they comfort me.

You prepare a home page before me in the presence of hackers and advertisers

You anoint my e-mail with anti-virus protection

Surely, high-speed, error-free connections will follow me all the days of my online sessions

And I will log-in to the domain of the Lord forever.

 

[Chad]

Pretty funny

My kind of prayer considering I'm on the net almost 24/7 lol

 

[Abraxix Storm]

hehehe, that's Cool. where did you find it or how'd you think to make it your self??

best bit is rigth here...

Yea, though I surf thru the portals of the shadow of HTML, I will fear no cookies.

Thy filters and thy firewall, they comfort me.

You prepare a home page before me in the presence of hackers and advertisers

You anoint my e-mail with anti-virus protection

hahaha so good and yet so funny and true..

 

[Faithful]

hmmm maybe we should email that to our mates?

 

[suvakkin_an]

That's really great. Who ever wrote this, he is really creative. May God be blessed.

 

[JamesTangella]

Psalm 23 for the Internet User.

Praise the Lord.

Greetings to Sister Ladylovesjesus.

Thank you sister, It is very excellent.
You have shared a happiest message, explain to this present world.

God enables you to do more great things in Christ.

Yours brother in Christ....... James Tangella.

 

[rizen1]

jesus

That was very creative and funny.
I like