Q. What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A. Man, that hit the "spot."
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldozer!
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. Why do fish live in salt water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q. A man rode is horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?
A. The horse's name was Friday.
Q. What is black, white, and 'red' all over?
A. A skunk that got run over!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!!
A. Man, that hit the "spot."
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldozer!
Q. Why is England the wettest country?
A. Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q. Why do fish live in salt water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q. A man rode is horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?
A. The horse's name was Friday.
Q. What is black, white, and 'red' all over?
A. A skunk that got run over!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!!
