Mom

[Rev T.S.Perkins]

Mom wakes up son on Sunday morning for church he says I'm not going !
when ask why he says
i don't like them and they don't like me !
Mom says Ill give you two reasons to go !
Youre 50 yrs old
and you're the pastor !!!!

Old joke but I think it'll preach.....Rev

 

[BenCrew]

haha, would have never guessed the ending :smiley:

 

[MatthewTheGreat]

:smiley: good one lol

 

[Florist]

very funny, love the 'I don't like them and they don't like me' part!! It's actually true in some cases not sure for pastors though....