Man with a flyswatter

[MatthewFive]

A man was in his kitchen with a flyswatter when his wife walked in.
She watched him for a moment as his eyes followed a fly buzzing around the room when she asked, "How many have you gotten so far?"
He withdrew his attention on the buzzing black ball and replied, "Three males and two females."
She chuckled with a grin and asked, "And how can you know which are male and which are female?"
He set the flyswatter on the table in front of him and replied, "Well, three were on the beer can, and two were on the phone."

 

[Miss Elly]

A man was in his kitchen with a flyswatter when his wife walked in.
She watched him for a moment as his eyes followed a fly buzzing around the room when she asked, "How many have you gotten so far?"
He withdrew his attention on the buzzing black ball and replied, "Three males and two females."
She chuckled with a grin and asked, "And how can you know which are male and which are female?"
He set the flyswatter on the table in front of him and replied, "Well, three were on the beer can, and two were on the phone."

I can assure you that there are many many christian men who do not drink, this being on a christian forum could be offensive to some......:shock:

 

[Alan C]

Cat and Mouse Games

One day a cat finished the last of his nine lives and because he was a good cat he went to heaven.
Peter came to meet him at the pearlie gate.
"Welcome" he said, "You can put your feet up and enjoy yourself. Is there anything we could provide for you?"
"Well" said the cat, "I do like good food."
"Oh that's an easyone" said Peter. "It will be done."
In the mean time a mouse died and came up to the pearlie gates and met Peter.
"Welcome little mouse and what can we do for you" Said Peter.
"Well I would like a skate board to ride around heaven on." Replied the mouse

A month had passed and Peter was walking in the garden in the cool of the day. He met the cat laid out in a deck chair.
"Is every thing all right?" He asked.
"Oh yes" the cat replied, "those meals on wheels were great.:shade:
(Ignore the theology of this joke)

 

[David777]

Hello MatthewFive.

Very funny, not offended.

 

[Theo18]

I can assure you that there are many many christian men who do not drink, this being on a christian forum could be offensive to some......:shock:

The gender stereotyping should be more offensive, honestly.

 

[MatthewFive]

Didn't mean to offend anyone, just heard it from a co-worker and thought it was a funny clean joke. I hear WAY too many dirty ones as a security guard. So, if I've offended anyone, I do apologize.

 

[Dorothy]

Very cute! I enjoyed that.

 

[N8VFlower]

in no way offended by your joke! i thought it was quite funny! my husband works for a certain popular beer company ...and would find this joke funny! that also explains why he will see in the summer time at work, flies flying around all crazy...he says they found an open can somewhere..LOL!eace: