ShepherdsHorn
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One day a priest went up to the Pope's office and found a set of large keys. He takes them and proceeds to dance around saying "I've got the keys to Heaven!"
Five minutes later the Pope is walking to the pope-mobile, feels in his pockets and asks, "Where are my keys."
Five minutes later the Pope is walking to the pope-mobile, feels in his pockets and asks, "Where are my keys."