A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?" "Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"
lol! This reminds me of a guy I knew at my place of work. He had a terrible attendance record. One day I overheard his boss tell another supervisor, "This is the third time Bob's buried that aunt!"