tranquility
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I found this to be rather funny....
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0, Nascar 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
__________________________________________
Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those
applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, overuse
of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances
install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system resources). In addition, please
DO NOT attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an
unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance.
We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Technical Support
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0, Nascar 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
__________________________________________
Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those
applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, overuse
of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances
install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system resources). In addition, please
DO NOT attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an
unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance.
We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Technical Support
