LETS_TALKJESUS
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- Joined
- Jul 2, 2010
- Messages
- 17
1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with
her birth control pills... She has 14 kids
but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box
of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes
leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is wait til
the next day.. You wont remember what you
did the day before.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when
you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight
because by then, your body and your fat are really
good friends.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along
came today....
8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then
I regain consciousness..
9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs
kept rubbing together and setting fire to my underwear...
10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet
for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they
say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....
Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden
name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
12.. The trouble with some women is that they get
all excited about nothing and then they marry him..
13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of
stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and
driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea
of a perfect day! :rose-animated:
SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU
KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!!
LIVE SIMPLY......LAUGH OFTEN....
LOVE DEEPLY
her birth control pills... She has 14 kids
but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box
of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes
leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is wait til
the next day.. You wont remember what you
did the day before.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when
you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight
because by then, your body and your fat are really
good friends.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along
came today....
8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then
I regain consciousness..
9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs
kept rubbing together and setting fire to my underwear...
10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet
for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they
say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....
Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden
name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
12.. The trouble with some women is that they get
all excited about nothing and then they marry him..
13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of
stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and
driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea
of a perfect day! :rose-animated:
SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU
KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!!
LIVE SIMPLY......LAUGH OFTEN....
LOVE DEEPLY
