PaddyIrishman
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Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman took up a collection for their church and the problem arose as to how much they should give to the church.
I draw a line on the ground, said Paddy the Englishman, And I throw all the money up in the air. What falls to the left of that line, I keep for myself and what falls to the right of the line I give to the church.
I draw a circle on the ground, said Paddy the Scotsman, And I too throw all the money up in the air. What falls outside the circle I keep for myself and what falls inside the circle I give to the church.
I just throw all the money up in the air, said Paddy the Irishman, And what God doesn`t want he throws down again.
I draw a line on the ground, said Paddy the Englishman, And I throw all the money up in the air. What falls to the left of that line, I keep for myself and what falls to the right of the line I give to the church.
I draw a circle on the ground, said Paddy the Scotsman, And I too throw all the money up in the air. What falls outside the circle I keep for myself and what falls inside the circle I give to the church.
I just throw all the money up in the air, said Paddy the Irishman, And what God doesn`t want he throws down again.