There was this one little boy, and every time he would act uo, his parents would quote a bible verse regarding whatever he had done, or was thinking about doing. Which was pretty cool at first, but then it got annoying, so he decided to fix them the one day. He said "You know, according to the Bible, you are supposed to buy me a car!" His Daddy asked him where that is in the Bible. He said "Spare the rod spoil the child"
