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Funny quotes from kids

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lilywhite

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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Ross, why do you always get so dirty?
ROSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: (interrupting her student) No, Millie.....Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
 
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amberbeth04

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Lilywhite
Those were just to cute! and they were so funny. When you are talking about children, you can definitely find some funny stuff to talk about. Thanks for sharing. Love in Christ, Amber.
:girl: :boy: :girl: :boy: :girl: :boy: :girl: :boy: :girl: :boy: :girl: :boy: :girl: :boy: :girl: :boy:
and then some nice coffee:
:cup: :thumbs_up
If you know what I mean. lol
 
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geethan123

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"TEACHER: Ross, why do you always get so dirty?
ROSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."

very funny!!
 
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dannibear

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"TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. "

that made me laugh so hard!! Why didn't I think of
that?? That could have saved me a lot of work to do :p
 
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Isabelle

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kids faith

I love how kids have a way of seeing things through fresh eyes, they believe on their parents words such simple truths that it takes us 'adults' so many years to grasp. sometimes we need to go back to out roots to be able to move forward. :)
 
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Lawligator

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria.

I want that on video on youtube!@!!!
 
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startist

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kids rock

i know the Arabic and Armenian version of these jokes..and they always make me laugh. kids rock:)
 
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