Property Of God
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Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
