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Funeral

David39

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As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who had died while traveling through our area of southeastern Ohio.

The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and the man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

Since I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost, and being a typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.

I saw a backhoe and a crew, who was eating lunch, but a hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open hole where I saw a vault lid already in place.

I assured the workers I would not keep them long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul.

As I preached the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and "Glory."

I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before, from Genesis all the way to Revelations. Then I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. I felt I had done my duty for the homeless man, and that the crew would leave with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of my
tardiness.

When I was opening the car door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen anything like this before and I've been installing septic tanks for twenty years."
 
Cute

That was a laughable one David. I really enjoy good humor. Perhaps those septic workers, were converted Johnies on the spot. Praise the Lord.

Here is a passage from Ezekiel. It shows how creative God got when He was angry. Maybe you were blessing the prophet, who knows.

Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel." 13 The LORD said, "In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them."

14 Then I said, "Not so, Sovereign LORD! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No unclean meat has ever entered my mouth."

15 "Very well," he said, "I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excrement."

I'd say that God was pretty mad, but wasn't He ever so creative in His anger.
Can you imagine Him totally enraged and saying the above. We have a very creative Creator that is for sure.

Thanks for the laugh. Amen:Pixie:lightning :sun: :rainbow:
 
Good joke. Sister pixie, you always seem to know the right scripture to quote. Thanks again.
 
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