Cowboy's 10 Commandments

[trulyblezzed]

The 10 Commandments - Texas Style
People in Texas have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten Commandments.

Folks there just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into "King Ranch" language:

The Cowboy's Ten Commandments

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

 

[rizen1]

That's funny

 

[stephen]

Yes......I like it

 

[Strypes]

That was great!

Strypes<===*onedeers wire she can git a King's ranch trans-a-lashun*

 

[4Given]

Now i liked that,my kind of commanments!LoL God Bless

 

[p8ntballer5420]

lol its something thats funny and somewhat true.