Burglars Just Broke In

[HouseofJudah]

Hope you enjoy this one:

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" [Turn from your sin]

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38s!"

 

[Chad]

That's absolutely hilarious! Thank you for sharing this

 

[stephen]

Excellent......one for the Silver Liner's Meeting

Thanks

 

[BecuzHeLives]

LOL, cool joke...

 

[xr6]

Hope you enjoy this one:

2 38s

 

[Faithin1]

That was very funny. The really funny jokes are always clean. LOL!

 

[Alicia]

Great joke, I'll give it to the chairperson at my church to tell, everyone will love it!

 

[maciek]

Good Joke

OH LOL LOl...

 

[kenwyn]

Love it! Just think: if that burglar had listened to his Bible verses at Sunday school, he'd never have made that mistake and could have walked free...

Or have I misunderstood?

 

[Abraxix Storm]

haha that's good thanks for sharing thater one!

 

[Jonah2005bt]

That is cute!!! Thank you, so much for sharing that. Now I can't wait to tell it to my brother. *genesis

 

[Manal_Tayar]

hehe, that was fun, thank you...
blessings