Beautiful and stupid at the same time

[tranquility]

A man and his wife were sitting at the breakfast table after a slight disagreement.

The man said, How can you be so BEAUTIFUL and so STUPID at the same time?"

The woman replied," Oh that's easy. The Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me, and he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."

:rose-animated:

 

[scofieldII]

hahaha, thats good.. love comedy with a twist of blunt honesty..

 

[dannibear]

haha nearly choked on my tea there...

 

[LETS_TALKJESUS]

:laugh: you made a funny!

 

[LovebirdsFlying]

I like that. I survived an abusive first marriage (I didn't end it; he left me for another woman, so I'm scripturally divorced from him.) Anyway, one thing he loved to do was tell me I was stupid. I'd always answer, "I sure am. Look who I married." And that would make him so mad, because he didn't have a good comeback.

 

[fuzzball]

Is that the same couple who were taking a drive through the country?

When they passed a field with a couple of mules in it the husband asked, "relatives of yours"?

The wife replied, "yes, in laws".

 

[tranquility]

Oh thats a good one im gonna use that one some day when the time is right!