A word from God?

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
 
Lost! or What?

An Evangelist new in town had just composed a letter informing his folks that he had arrived and was looking forward to the evening revival meeting.

Making his way to post the letter he asked a young fellow if he was heading the right way to the 'post box' Also adding that he was the Evangelist and had come to tell people how to get to heaven, and he was welcome to come along to the revival meeting to find out.

Come on. Said the young man. You are telling me that you are here to tell us how to get to heaven, and you don't even know the way to the post box?

HaHaHa Well it made me smile
 
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