I got this in a email today, thought I would share it.
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm.This means "something," and you should be on your toes Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
Just say, "You're Welcome."
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
Send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm.This means "something," and you should be on your toes Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
Just say, "You're Welcome."
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
Send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh
