Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the
reading room and the junior one by 10 years said to the
elder on his birthday; "How do you feel now that it's
your 95th birthday... I mean... How do you really feel?
You're 95 years old today... how do you honestly feel?"
"Honestly, you say? You really want to know?
I feel like a newborn baby. I've got no hair, no
teeth, can't walk, just wet myself, and I think it's funny."
reading room and the junior one by 10 years said to the
elder on his birthday; "How do you feel now that it's
your 95th birthday... I mean... How do you really feel?
You're 95 years old today... how do you honestly feel?"
"Honestly, you say? You really want to know?
I feel like a newborn baby. I've got no hair, no
teeth, can't walk, just wet myself, and I think it's funny."