a four-year-old in sunday school.

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teacher: i'm gonna teach you a song. it's about a guy named zaccheus, and he wasn't really liked.

billy: yay. i like songs.

teacher: zaccheus was a wee..

billy: *laughs*

teacher: what's so funny, billy?

billy: you said "wee."

teacher: billy, "wee" means "small"

billy: yeah, it also means something else too.

teacher: well, we'll go on to the next part: he climbed up in the sycamore..

billy: no.. *cries*

teacher: what's wrong?

billy: you said the tree was sick! you said the tree was "sick more"!

teacher: billy..

billy: the tree was sick cause he was wee-wee'n on it!

teacher: ok whatever. let's go to the next part: and as the savior passed that way, He looked up in that tree. & He said..

billy: ZACCHEUS, YOU STOP WEE-WEE'N ON TREES!!
 
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