8 things a mother doesnt want to hear

[jessid9]

1. I swallowed a goldfish..
2.lipstick works better than crayons mommy.
3.does grape juice stain?
4.the principle called....
5.whats it cost to fix a window
6.has anyone seen my earthworms?
7.I painted ur shoes pretty huh mom?
8.The dog doesnt like dressing in ur clothes

 

[Bobinfaith]

Dear Jessid9,

Eight things a son doesn't want to hear from a mother;


1. I swallowed a goldfish..Good, thats your dessert! Now finish your vegetables!

2.lipstick works better than crayons mommy. Yes, and vegetables works better than ice cream for your dessert!

3.does grape juice stain? Yes! And so does pulling the weeds in the yard where you will be stain all day.

4.the principle called....Yes! And your father called asking for you!

5.whats it cost to fix a window The rest of your allowance till you turn 18!

6.has anyone seen my earthworms? Yes! The ones in the paperbag that we returned to the dump!

7.I painted ur shoes pretty huh mom? Yes! Just like the pretty cleanser we are getting you to clean them.


8.The dog doesnt like dressing in ur clothes Yes! And the dog doesn't like the taste of chewing your new tennis shoes.

All in fun!

 

[Coconut]

And now we see the reason why God did`nt make Master Bob a mommy

 

[Bobinfaith]

And now we see the reason why God did`nt make Master Bob a mommy

Coconut! That hurts! lol! Say it isn't so. lol!

I owe you one! lol!

Your brother in Christ Jesus.

 

[Coconut]

You gave me a flashback to when my Mom went to the hospital, and Dad made us eat PORRIDGE!!!! mg:

So I hope it hurt like a kick in the shins! LOL