26 Beautiful One Liners

[Chad]

26 Beautiful One Liners

1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.

6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.

9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

11. The church is prayer-conditioned.

12 When God ordains, He sustains.

13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21. He who angers you controls you.

22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.

25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

 

[Peace Seeker]

I love 'em! Here's a few more to add :

* Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
* Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

* Forbidden fruits create many jams.

* God grades on the cross, not the curve.

* God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

* God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

* If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

* Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

* Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

* The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

* The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

* You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

* HEAVENLY MATHEMATICS : 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

 

[farout]

thanks for these one liners, I really enjoyed these.

 

[Peace Seeker]

Duh me, I just noticed a few of my lines are in Chad's. Oh well! Glad you enjoyed them as much as I did!