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Looky Here Everyone!

hi thanks,im a complete novice at laptops,but im trying,please bear with me,blessed is the man who perseveres;james;1;12-niv,
 
God bless you Coconut

I agree totally and thank you for the light hearted, insanely funny thread.

it keeps it real ya know

text is so dry that everyone understands better with pictures!
Being able to use more than 3 will help some people volumes.

woops! roadblock!!

Oh there you are...you`re not lost after all...:cute-animated:


The text is very dry...has been for the space of three years...:babycry:

But I see a cloud the size of a mans hand...(in modern lingo, thats the size of three faces) :announcementfly:

Oh my!
 
hi thanks,im a complete novice at laptops,but im trying,please bear with me,blessed is the man who perseveres;james;1;12-niv,

LOL, love the verse, amen!

This thread is all about perserverence...:clapping:

I`m on a mission...:angelfly:

You see...there are people here with a heavenly sence of humor...

only they have buried that talent...

Grab a shovel and dig in...:pray:
 
yes we are living with persicution,we must all stand firm,luke 21 5;35 niv.gelly:thumbs_up:thumbs_up
 
I am not trying to percecute anyone...honest...:peace:

And there is hope for me...:happy:

Cause I am definately a character :laughing:


Rom 5:3 Not only that, but we also boast in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, endurance produces character, and character produces hope.
 
encouragement;;;i want us to help each other with the faith we have,your faith will help me,and my faith will help you[romans 1;12 ncv]all of us are strenthened in our faith when others wslk with us and encourage us,so today,start practice networking.have a good posative day:wink:gelly.x
 
Mention a shovel...and everyone gets real busy...

doing something else ...:bored:


How do I know this is true?

I grew up on a farm...

and yes, in case ya`ll are wondering, i`m the PINK sheep of the family :girlfly: <notice the wings :happy:
 
I think GOD says 'looky here everyone' sometimes too...:angel-animated:

And you never know when...:quiet:



During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews.

Gary's mother was horrified.

She pinched him into silence, and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?"

Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle... And He just then did!"


:shock-animated:
 
That reminded me of the time our son was around 3, and the pastor was preaching in a monotone voice, and the fellowship was reeeal quiet, and our boy asked (in a real LOUD voice) IS HE DONE YET MOM?


:shock-animated:

I`m pretty sure no one remembered a word of the sermon that Sunday...

But the shock of that shout and the ensuing laughter coming from the pews woke up the sleeply saints...

Little children...no pride...no posturing...



Mat 19:14 Jesus, however, said, "Let the little children come to me, and stop keeping them away. For the kingdom of heaven belongs to people like these." :heart-animated:
 
"On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said, 'Well, I guess we won't have a service today.' The farmer replied: 'Pastor, even if only one cow shows up at feeding time, I feed it."


So, the moral of the story is...if I can get only one of you ...er sheep...to drink from the well of laughter ...its all good :peace:
 
Thanks Coconut! Was your face beet red or what?:embarassed:


Kids are different!:weirdo: I don't have any of my own but look very forward to when having my own offspring's!!


:regret-animated:<--------That's me as a dad.....maybe!! jk

You have included 5 images in your message. You are limited to using 3 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.

Images include use of smilies, the vB code tag and HTML <img> tags. The use of these is all subject to them being enabled by the administrator.[/QUOTE]

uummmm? someone should fix this! (cry,cry)
 
Coconuts first 3 posts are definitely classic. I hereby declare them posts of the year :giggle:

You are right, some are too serious. I was just thinking about that today how we are to be like children. Joyful and fearless, yet obedient still. After all, sin gets in the way of real joy in Christ.

I'm glad GOD has shown me where to find these new big animated emoticons [aka smilies]. They really spice things up nicely on the forums on the emotional expression aspect and do help clear up any "text tone" miscommunication that happens too often. Espeically [cough] coming from my responses.

:coocoo:

Matthew 18:1-5 At that time the disciples came to Jesus and asked, " Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?" He called a child, whom he put among the, and said, "Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Whoever becomes humble like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. Whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me."

In regards to the limited images message, nothing to fix there. The limit of images is 3 per post. The purpose is set by me to keep things clean and not over exaggerated by the smilies. Too many smilies become a mess and makes the page load a lot slower as well. Unfortunately Coconut is totally abusing the system and the backend is going up in smoke

:bored:

But that's why I love my sister in Christ anyway. She keeps me busy.
 
ah...so you decided you could`nt ignore my antics any longer...

good thang....I was about to call you on the carpet! :speaker:


Don`t try that at home folks :quiet:

Chad has wisely chosen to put up with me, rather than endanger his nicely placed ears :angel-animated:

Too many smilies become a mess and makes the page load a lot slower as well. Unfortunately Coconut is totally abusing the system and the backend is going up in smoke

LOL! I had a brother like you...everything had to be clean and neat and in place....makes me want to go to NY just to mess up your room!
(too bad I ran out of faces now)

Pray for Fellowservant
 
I`m dedicating the quote of the week, from Top Ten Things...to the leader of the pack...

"Men are bigger, hairier, stronger, and wronger..." :announcementfly:


Thats what he gets for not allowing me more than three faces...:angelwings:


Wonder what he`s really afraid of...:watermelonfly:
 
;and the spirit of him who raised jesus from the dead is living in you, he who raised christ from the dead==will also give life to your his spirit,who lives in you; bless your day.. gelly
 
A little girl, on the way home from church, turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me."

The mother said, "Oh! Why is that?" The girl replied, "Well, he said that God is bigger than we are. Is that true?"

"Yes, that's true," the mother replied. "He also said that God lives within us. Is that true, too?"

Again the mother replied, "Yes."

"Well," said the girl. "if God is bigger than us and He lives in us, wouldn't He show through?"

:girlfly:
 
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