Pills

[MAJ52653]

Once there was a Baptist pastor who presched every Sunday about how you gotta get baptized. Even at wedding and funerals. Every menber of the congregation had been baptized at least three times each and he still went on about how you gotta get baptized. Finally the elders got together.

"How can we get him to preach on something else?"

"I know. Lets pick a random word from the dictionary and ask him as a special request to preach about it."

"What word did you get?"

"Pills."

So they went to the pastor and requested a special sermon on pills, as it was such an important modern problem."

"Pills?"

"Yes, pills."

And so the next Sunday the pastor started.

"There are red pills, and blue pills, green pills and even polka dotted pills. Then there are Mathew, Mark, Luke and John's gos-pills. And the gos-pill says, 'You gotta get Baptized'!"

 

[Jonah2005bt]

Cute! Thank you for sharing it.

 

[Chad]

Very good Thank you for sharing this

 

[monkeys]

Clever Pastor! Thank you for sharing!

Bless you brother,
monkeys

 

[ladylovesJesus]

an intelligent Pastor.

Thanks for the laugh.

God bless :rainbow: :rose:

 

[Abraxix Storm]

hahahaha, gos pills. hahaha how ingenious.. : > very smart man... i gotta show my pastor this.. : >

 

[MAJ52653]

a word of caution

hahahaha, gos pills. hahaha how ingenious.. : > very smart man... i gotta show my pastor this.. : >

I wrote and delivered that when a pastor had to step out for a few minutes. He asked me to speak to the people until he got back. I was caught off guard, so (being the nut case that I am) recited a half dozen religious jokes of that sort. He came back and seemed pleased, yet never asked me to speak in his church again.