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Christian Jokes - These Are Perfect for Church! Some of the puns in there can make you groan but they are funny.​


 
A man dies and goes to heaven and meets Saint Peter at the pearly gates, Peter says come walk with me, as they walk Peter says this is the Lutheran section of heaven, where they hear them singing A MIGHTY FORTRESS is our God!!,now Peter says we must be quiet walking through this section of heaven, as they pass by the section the man asks Peter why did we have to be so quiet in this section?? Peter answers " OH these are the Baptists; they do not know anybody else is up here!! LOL
 
* This is not Biblical, and may make you groan rather than laugh, but here goes:-

a) What is the longest word in the English language?
b) 'Smiles':- because there is a, 'mile,' between the first and the last letter. (S-mile-s)

:)
 
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