What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

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Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A: David`s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A: 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement.

 

[HannahBanana]

Those are hilarious! x] They cracked me up. Definately will share.

 

[Donnie Ducati]

I'm gonna say DUCATI motorbikes....cause there the best, fit for a King. :shade:

 

[N8VFlower]

:kitten:LOL~How funny!

 

[David777]

Transport.

Donnie I would like to agree but that would not be scriptural.

Jesus rode a motor scooter into Jerusalem not a Ducati.

It may have been a modified Vespa but I am not sure.

 

[lilyR]

Q.Who was the greatest financier in the bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

 

[lilyR]

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A: David`s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A: 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement.

hahaha bless! That's very nice.

 

[californiasun]

am i the only one who finds this blasphemous? Jesus on a vespa? srsly?! 0_o