This is so funy...

[abigya]

2 terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.
Terrorist 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
terrorist 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.


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A guy joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Employee: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Tourist: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Stranger: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Applicant: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Applicant: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Museum Administrator: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Museum Administrator: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child



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[undercover12]

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Museum Administrator: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Museum Administrator: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child


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eekkk..LOL :shade:

 

[Coconut]

Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

ROFL! Thats the most hilarious thing I eer read!

 

[nEw.CrEaTiOn]

LOL. brilliant!