Looky Here Everyone!

[Coconut]

When I said "dig in" I didnt mean bury the thread! :disagree:



I was looking for a place to say...

(please...dont throw any cow patties at me!) :butler:


Thank Heaven the elections are over...:angelwings:

 

[MiccyinFl]

How fun it was to read some of these posts . I havent mastered the smileys in the posts but thats ok I can live vicariously through others' smileys . Thanks for the giggles
Miccy

 

[Coconut]

welcome Miccy :happy:

"God, give me sympathy and common sense,
And help me home with courage high.
God, give me calm and confidence
And please – a twinkle in my eye."

:angel-animated:

 

[Daizy]

LOL.........i'd heard about this thread but this was my first time reading it:laugh:!Love it Coconut!You make me smile(snort)LOL.

 

[Coconut]

Daizy ~ every time I see your name I want to break out in song ~

Daizy Daizy give me your answer true,
I`m half crazy over the love of you,
It wont be a starry marriage,
For I cant afford a carriage,
But you`ll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!

I should investigate if there are any guys around here with a two-seater bike...we already know Chad doesnt have one...if that blue sports car on his profile tells us anything...hes probably never ridden a bicycle...would probably send you both tumbling ...:shock:

Then i`d have to start singing the "Jack and Jill" song

 

[Giggles4God]

oh my Coconut!! LOL I only read some of the posts :embarassed: I should be doing the dishes...errr am off to do some of them. I'm still a bit dizzy...and I'm all for the giggles...hence my name! :laugh:

 

[Daizy]

LOL..i'm bent over laughing..you are amazing!!though i've given up on men..hahaha..already tired of waiting..hehe.
:bored:

 

[Giggles4God]

ok..before I go do some dishes...here's a joke...


There's a man in an airplane overhearing the pilot ask if a blind woman wants to get off and stretch her legs since all the other passengers have gotten off. The blind woman was a regular and she called the pilot by name saying, "No, but my seeing eye dog probably would."
The pilot takes the seeing eye dog off the plane, wearing his sunglasses.
The passengers run to get on other airlines because they see the pilot!



:laugh:

 

[Coconut]

You do realize that once something is put into writing...and it is signed, sealed and posted...you cant go back on your word eh Daizy...

Hear hear, Daizy has given up on on men! :speaker:

Until the next Prince comes galloping along...:rose-animated:

and falls off his horse :surrender:

 

[Coconut]

Giggles, dishes can ALWAYS wait...if need be one can eat quite stately off their daughters tea set (got that tip from a man haha)

 

[Coconut]

This is my favorite! :angel-animated:

Out of the mouths of babes...

A man used to grumble at the food his wife placed before him at meal time. Then he would ask the blessing.

One day after his usual combination complaint and prayer his little girl asked, "Daddy, does God hear us when we pray?"

"Why, of course," he replied. "He hears us every time we pray."

"And does He hear everything we say the rest of the time?"

"Yes, every word," he replied, encouraged that he had inspired his daughter to be curious about spiritual matters.

Innocently she burst his bubble with her next question. "Then which does God believe?" :huh:

 

[Daizy]

signed sealed and delivered and you can send that to the bank coconut!!LOL..:announcementfly: at least until God finds that perfect one meant for me that is:wink:.

 

[Coconut]

So...I went to the bank...

I`m standing in line...and glance out the window...and what do I see...

:motorcycle: ....well looky there goes DAIZY!


:disagree:

 

[jiggyfly]

Daizy ~ every time I see your name I want to break out in song ~

Daizy Daizy give me your answer true,
I`m half crazy over the love of you,
It wont be a starry marriage,
For I cant afford a carriage,
But you`ll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!

I should investigate if there are any guys around here with a two-seater bike...we already know Chad doesnt have one...if that blue sports car on his profile tells us anything...hes probably never ridden a bicycle...would probably send you both tumbling ...:shock:

Then i`d have to start singing the "Jack and Jill" song

Mrs Jiggy and I have a bicycle with two seats Coconut. Very low mileage I might add.

 

[Daizy]

:tongue-animated: ok so you know me too well coconut.what can i say.and in the meantime i'll pray pray and pray some more for that guy i've been searching for ray: he's out there somewhere..............maybe he's at the bank too?!!LOL

 

[Coconut]

Mrs Jiggy and I have a bicycle with two seats Coconut. Very low mileage I might add.

I`m picturing this...(and cracking a rib) does it wobble? LOL :angel-animated:

he's out there somewhere..............maybe he's at the bank too?

ROFL...um....begging for a loan to be able to afford you? ray:

 

[Daizy]

ROFL :quiet: sshhhh...all the available men are going to be scared away..:laugh:

 

[Coconut]

Oh no worries Daizy ~ the smart ones pretty much ignore the Canucks around here :disagree:


I think they might be on to us :quiet:

 

[Coconut]

The other day I saw this article about chickens in a magazine...

Did you know they have yellow eyes? True. And now some
clever person has come up with an idea to fit the chickens
with red contact lenses. I know, I know, it sounds weird, but
the guy who came up with the idea says the studies show
it makes them eat less, be more productive, and stop hen pecking so much.

You know, once word of this gets around, rose colored
glasses are going to be the hottest Christmas gift from
men to women. :quiet:

 

[Coconut]

Can you imagine someone leaping with joy in utter silence?


:groupwave:

"Rejoice in that day and leap for joy, because great is your reward in heaven" (Luke 6:23).

Heaven: Home of Laughter