You know you drink too much coffee when.

[Property Of God]

You know you drink too much coffee when...:shade:

Juan Valdez names his mule after you.
You chew on your roommate's fingernails.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You can't remember your second cup.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.
You don't sweat - you percolate.
You grind coffee beans in your mouth.



That's a good one for me cause I drink TOO much coffee!!

 

[Strypes]

"You don't sweat - you percolate."

That is so funny

 

[rizen1]

My friend sent me this some time ago, during my coffee addict days..
Those forwards get annoying at times, but some are funny and worth a second read.

 

[By His Grace]

Ha..Ha..Ha..thats funny,

Thank God am not a coffee fun anymore but i must admit:embarasse i was addicted to it for years until i said enough of it , and that was one of new years resolution to cut off coffee and is working!

 

[Property Of God]

Hehehehe Whenever I think about QUITTING once and for all, I decide to drink hot chocolate, I do and I become all ZZZZZZ sleepy!
So! I go and get my self a good cup of coffee!

 

[ax d-slayer]

hehehehe....lol!!!!... wow good one im rolling on the floor laughing

 

[jari]

Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.

Lol. God bless the columbians...

 

[HeLovesYou]

You can jump-start your car without cables.

We don't need no jumper cables mang! Stand back,,,,,,vrooooooommmmm:motorcycle:

 

[By His Grace]

Lo..Hot chocolate! Better white tea or....herbal tea. Yeah, Nermeen if you have to use hot chocolate then let it be to the minimal because its fattening! its got so much calories heee...:laugh:

 

[Property Of God]

VERY funny HeLovesYou:wink:
I didn't know it had so much calories:shock: "Trying to throw-up"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank you for the advice In His Grace! I was also wondering how come my pants won't close!

 

[Chad]

This list was pretty hysterical, definitely funny.

I drink double shot espresso before weightlifting each morning. Its a bit jittery but you get used it after a while, plus you sweat it out.

Coffee is delicious and can be healthy so long as you don't abuse it.

Examples of abusing coffee:
- artificial milk (especially those flavored creams)
- sugar (although a touch of natural, organic raw brown sugar might be acceptable)
- too much coffee in general

 

[Property Of God]

My mom is certainly abusing it, that I'm thinking of reporting it to the cops!:shade:
She sits and watches TV ---- > Drinking coffee
She sits and reads a book ----> Drinking coffee
She has lunch while, drinking coffee!
If we have a visitor, no matter what, he or she would be forced to drink coffee, just so mom will drink along!

She is unbelievable! We are ALWAYS running out of coffee, and I mean it.:shock:
I bet if I go inside and look for her, I'll find her with a big coffee mug with a coffee mug picture on it and grinding coffee beans in her mouth!

She sometimes can't remember my name that she keeps guessing:
"Sara?..no...wait wait, Lara? No... I know it, just hold on...ummm....Mohamed? no no"

 

[By His Grace]

Nermeen, i know and understand what you mean about your mum...as for me we were brought up drinking coffee as part of our meal...i started taking strong coffee at the age of 3 years and it wasn't a big deal especially to the community i was raised in, it was normal. I was addicted to it, couldnt stay like 3 hours without it and that's the reason i put a stop to it.
So you can imagine for 26 years i've been taking strong coffee apart from the start of this year when i've really cut down....i can do with less than two cups in a week or sometimes none!! To me that's great achievement.
As for your mum just undrestand her...it takes a great heart to make that great DECISION on cutting down coffee.

 

[Property Of God]

Wow, that's very impressing!! you're strong, I think it really really takes strength to do that!!

We get addicted to so many things without even noticing it!!
Congrats sweetie, you're a very determined woman!!

I must tell mom about you!:thumbs_up

 

[jbpichu]

I started drinking coffee around...maybe 12..but on and off..but I can't drink black coffee...YUCKNESS!! :argue: I also drink Russian tea ^_^

 

[Property Of God]

Oh 12?? That's so young!
Mom used to stop me from drinking coffee or tea, I only started drinking tea and coffee like 4 years ago, and now I only drink it if I'm having exams, green tea is always with me though!

 

[mewmew24]

VERY funny HeLovesYou:wink:
I didn't know it had so much calories:shock: "Trying to throw-up"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank you for the advice In His Grace! I was also wondering how come my pants won't close!

nermeen does this include hot chocolate or anything related?