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The Good Book of Google
''The teaching of your word gives light...'' Psalm 119:130
Forget Google or Wikipedia, the answers you need are waiting in that big, fat book gathering grime under your bed. If you're clueless: that fat book says, 'If you don't know what you're doing, pray to the Father. He loves to help. You'll get His help and won't be condescended to when you ask for it' (James 1:5 TM).
If you're tempted to take a short-cut: the fat book says, 'There's a way that looks harmless enough. Look again - it leads straight to hell' (Proverbs 16:25 TM).
If you're just about to sound your foghorn into Mr. Let-You-Down's face: the fat book says, 'Smart people know how to hold their tongue; their grandeur is to forgive and forget' (Proverbs 19:11 TM).
If you're tempted to bend the truth a little: the fat book says, 'We refuse to wear masks and play games. We don't manoeuvre and manipulate behind the scenes' (2 Corinthians 4:1 TM).
If your shopping list is seriously taking over your life: the fat book says, 'Don't be obsessed with getting more material things. Be relaxed with what you have. Since God assured us, "I'll never let you down, never walk off and leave you"' (Hebrews 13:5 TM).
If you're ready to tear someone to shreds... the fat book says, 'Don't hit back; discover the beauty in everyone. If you've got it in you, get along with everybody' (Romans 12:17-18 TM). Get a bit more 'fat' in your diet - read your Bible.
written by Bob Gass
''The teaching of your word gives light...'' Psalm 119:130
Forget Google or Wikipedia, the answers you need are waiting in that big, fat book gathering grime under your bed. If you're clueless: that fat book says, 'If you don't know what you're doing, pray to the Father. He loves to help. You'll get His help and won't be condescended to when you ask for it' (James 1:5 TM).
If you're tempted to take a short-cut: the fat book says, 'There's a way that looks harmless enough. Look again - it leads straight to hell' (Proverbs 16:25 TM).
If you're just about to sound your foghorn into Mr. Let-You-Down's face: the fat book says, 'Smart people know how to hold their tongue; their grandeur is to forgive and forget' (Proverbs 19:11 TM).
If you're tempted to bend the truth a little: the fat book says, 'We refuse to wear masks and play games. We don't manoeuvre and manipulate behind the scenes' (2 Corinthians 4:1 TM).
If your shopping list is seriously taking over your life: the fat book says, 'Don't be obsessed with getting more material things. Be relaxed with what you have. Since God assured us, "I'll never let you down, never walk off and leave you"' (Hebrews 13:5 TM).
If you're ready to tear someone to shreds... the fat book says, 'Don't hit back; discover the beauty in everyone. If you've got it in you, get along with everybody' (Romans 12:17-18 TM). Get a bit more 'fat' in your diet - read your Bible.
written by Bob Gass
